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Can your most ridiculous Christmas gift beat these incredible 23?

This must be the worst takeaway menu offer ever (not the garlic bread bit)

JK Rowling’s Biblical takedown of ‘Saint Jeremy’ and his pro-leave supporters is a thing of wonder

44 absolute crackers to get you into the festive spirit

Our 25 favourite jokes of the week

Most satisfying comeback you’ll read this week

C4’s Jon Snow ranting about the Gatwick drone closure spoke for pretty much everyone

A radio host kept a suicidal caller on the line until help arrived and it’s extraordinary stuff

A New York – London flight was diverted to Doncaster and the Christmas film practically wrote itself

Our favourite 7 times Gary Lineker totally owned Piers Morgan in 2018

People are sharing things you can say both during sex and at a job interview – our 23 favourites

Only 5 takedowns you need of the pro-Brexit activist who said this about a ‘no deal’ Europe

Gatwick airport is closed because of drones – our favourite 9 things people are saying about this right now

This thread of 17+ things people only had at Christmas will give you the festive feels

This woman was matched with a thief on Tinder … and moments later with the victim