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Favourite 22 responses to people who complained the Queen appears to be very rich

This vegan ‘prank’ caused outrage and people’s furious responses just made the whole thing even better

Someone tried to mansplain cooking to Nigella and she gave him the chop

This cracker joke bamboozles people every Christmas and 2018 was no different

Can your most ridiculous Christmas gift beat these incredible 23?

This must be the worst takeaway menu offer ever (not the garlic bread bit)

JK Rowling’s Biblical takedown of ‘Saint Jeremy’ and his pro-leave supporters is a thing of wonder

44 absolute crackers to get you into the festive spirit

Our 25 favourite jokes of the week

Most satisfying comeback you’ll read this week

C4’s Jon Snow ranting about the Gatwick drone closure spoke for pretty much everyone

A radio host kept a suicidal caller on the line until help arrived and it’s extraordinary stuff

A New York – London flight was diverted to Doncaster and the Christmas film practically wrote itself

Our favourite 7 times Gary Lineker totally owned Piers Morgan in 2018