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A Tory MP commented on ‘I, Daniel Blake’ and got totally roasted – the only 14 burns you need to read

Golden Globes viewers were shocked by Christian Bale’s accent – 15 five-star reviews

This brilliantly awkward blind date went viral because they had such different takes on how it went

Jacob Rees-Mogg said it would be ‘disloyal’ to go to a vegan restaurant – the only 9 replies you need

Jameela Jamil has the perfect response to men who ask her for nude pics (but not everyone appreciated it)

This guy binned his vegan sausage roll in protest and the takedowns were brutal

This advice for families of LGBT kids is a really heartwarming read

Just 25 of the funniest jokes from this week

This may be the most random review of a period drama you’ll ever read

People are sharing the cliches they see in films – 37 tired tropes

Netflix warned people not to do the ‘Bird Box challenge’ – our favourite 11 responses

First Greggs, now McDonald’s just owned Piers Morgan over its new vegan option

Labour MP’s takedown of this ‘far left author’ shows everyone how to handle haters