People are sharing things you can say both during sex and at a job interview – our 23 favourites
We’ve had ‘things you can say during sex and a family dinner’ and ‘things you can say during sex and a funeral’.
And now, thanks to this chap on Twitter, we’ve got this.
https://twitter.com/MistaOowl/status/1074317613705113601
And the good news is, the replies are as entertaining as ever. Here are our favourites.
1.
I’m very flexible and open to any position
— Smuggling Sweets (@DatGirlBri) December 16, 2018
2.
"I don't usually cry this much this is just really important to me" https://t.co/1Mw8ujE1Iv
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) December 20, 2018
3.
I don’t mind working in group settings.
— Slow Loud And Bangin’ (@DaHoneyDipTX) December 16, 2018
4.
Do you have any other openings? https://t.co/NW3bvcld4K
— Paul Jenkins (@fourfoot) December 20, 2018
5.
I’m willing to learn new things
— Yannick Nimy (@great_nimy) December 16, 2018
6.
I wasn't expecting this many people but that's okay. https://t.co/ZUtXAyyyUc
— College Town Cop (@collegetowncop) December 19, 2018
7.
I have the experience and endurance to get through the sticky situations.
— Jean-Pierre King (@jpking2012) December 16, 2018
8.
"sorry I burst out laughing, I was thinking about one of my old tweets" https://t.co/k5GPxpexnu
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) December 20, 2018
9.
I can easily transition into any position and fill the void.
— Artist Formerly Know As Tuesday ⚖️🎒♦️🇬🇭 (@Tuesday_Antwi) December 16, 2018
10.
"How much do I get paid for this?" https://t.co/UfWRNurLt8
— -Boulet- (@Bouletcorp) December 20, 2018
11.
I’m glad you brought that up.
— Walker of Many Lands (@YoFaveFireman) December 16, 2018