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Michael Gove said this about David Attenborough’s latest doc and this really is the only reply you need

Twitter gave the actual John Lewis his own Christmas ad and it’s better than the real thing

These 21 people shared the weirdest school visitor they ever had and we wonder what their teachers were thinking

Everyone’s making a mug of Grant Shapps after he posted this pic of him reading Theresa May’s Brexit deal

Tory MP Nadine Dorries really did make this complaint about Theresa May’s Brexit deal – our favourite responses online

I’m A Celebrity is back and here are our favourite 23 things people said about its return

All of Finland is trolling Donald Trump after he said they ‘rake’ their forests to prevent fires

Little Mix asked Twitter for things to sing about and it didn’t go entirely to plan – our favourite 17 replies

A guy live tweeted the ‘most millennial break-up of all time’

25 of the funniest jokes to round off the week

19 things that Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like

People keep mistaking this man for the John Lewis company – 19 of his finest responses

Theresa May compared herself to Geoff Boycott and everybody’s bowled over – 17 stumped reactions

This tale of a man refused a rescue cat because he’s gay is an all-time jaw dropper

David Baddiel just won Twitter and set the bar for Brexit jokes high. Very high