25 of the funniest jokes to round off the week
What can we say about the last week that hasn’t already been said about the Titanic? It’s probably not even a good idea to try to describe the political state of the UK because it will almost certainly have changed by the end of the sentence.
One thing that hasn’t changed is the amount of funny stuff we see on Twitter every day, so we’ve collected 25 things that made us laugh – other than Theresa May channelling Geoff Boycott getting the runs.
1.
Just got all the spice girls autographs pic.twitter.com/rls33bwLUF
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) November 10, 2018
2.
Those resignation letters in full pic.twitter.com/W9EpAOTVkV
— Michael Deacon (@MichaelPDeacon) November 15, 2018
3.
*sees road work ahead sign*
my brain:
don’t say it
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don’t say itme: i sUrE hOpE iT dOeS
— mads ⚢ (@maddiefishhx) November 11, 2018
4.
The way it’s head pops at Alexa omg pic.twitter.com/BRjt0lHOHk
— lauralania Simfray @ Vegas (@MytiaZimmer) November 10, 2018
5.
Thing is, Carly Simon, the song IS about him?
— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) November 12, 2018
6.
Woke in the middle of the night convinced that Brian May should team up with Iron Maiden to form Brian Maiden.
— MꙬse Allain (@MooseAllain) November 12, 2018
7.
thinking about how the Starbucks mermaid is slowly, but surely, getting closer, and we cannot stop her pic.twitter.com/OZJ1yb9WRI
— Chloe 'Chloe Adams' Adams (@addamschloe) November 10, 2018
8.
https://twitter.com/BeffernieBlack/status/1061790833714831360
9.
I cannot imagine a better way to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ than by putting a tacky golden symbol of hate and bigotry on your pagan Christmas tree pic.twitter.com/wM50RIqxdg
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) November 12, 2018
10.
https://twitter.com/mattround/status/1061969051176579072
11.
he'll regret that. you're supposed to keep her true lizard name a secret, even in death pic.twitter.com/F8HeEzpWNv
— Cynical Bathtub (@cynical_bathtub) November 13, 2018
12.
https://twitter.com/joeblow745/status/1062045833107927040