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11 biting responses to the Guardian’s question about free school meals

This scene from Mission Impossible isn’t what it seems – it’s even better

17 times niche angry Twitter reared its furious little head

Can you stand to listen to loud eating sounds? These people couldn’t

Our 14 favourites from Matt Lucas’ quirky “Good morning” videos

Boris Johnson said the UK should take coronavirus “on the chin” – the only 4 reactions you need

Nigel Farage discussed the coronavirus on Newsnight and it went down like a bad cough in a lift

Simply 4 killer takedowns after OJ Simpson shared his coronavirus fears on Twitter

This shop’s message to its valued customers perfectly captures where coronavirus panic buying is right now

Simply 17 coronavirus tweets to take your mind off your diminishing supplies of loo roll for a moment

People are making up bizarre Les Dennis stories after he took on a troll and it’s utterly gloriously

Scientists say masturbation can help people fight the coronavirus – 7 handy responses

This incident with a school tunnel is a lot of cautionary tales in one

Donald Trump claims to be a natural virologist – 8 sick burns

Don’t get bogged down by the great toilet roll shortage – just read these 19 funny takes