Twitter p.246

A coronavirus conference was cancelled due to coronavirus and the jokes wrote themselves – 9 favourites

Vanity Fair had the perfect response after Donald Trump trolled it as ‘third rate’

Tom Hanks has got coronavirus and the entire internet is sending him their love – 13 favourite responses

Want to watch Sarah Palin rap Baby Got Back? Neither did we – but we can’t stop

Dominic Raab was coughing into his hand in the Commons – the only 5 sick burns you need to read

Chris Grayling is to lead the Intelligence Committee – this is not a drill

Favourite 15 things people said about chancellor Rishi Sunak’s first budget

When is a dog not a dog? When WeRateDogs™ says so

More people are having to self-isolate – our 14 favourite reactions

11 biting responses to the Guardian’s question about free school meals

This scene from Mission Impossible isn’t what it seems – it’s even better

17 times niche angry Twitter reared its furious little head

Can you stand to listen to loud eating sounds? These people couldn’t

Our 14 favourites from Matt Lucas’ quirky “Good morning” videos

Boris Johnson said the UK should take coronavirus “on the chin” – the only 4 reactions you need