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Boris Johnson doesn’t want us to go to the pub but won’t close them – only 5 reactions you need

19 of the best new coronavirus jokes to lower your blood pressure

This incredible flash mob playing Beethoven’s Ode to Joy will give you feelings

This tale of public nudity at a German spa is both excruciating and hilarious

Boris Johnson just gave his first daily coronavirus update – 17 entirely unimpressed responses

Richard Branson’s putting Virgin Airlines staff on unpaid leave and people have been doing the maths

With no other sport on telly to watch Gary Lineker sent this marble race wildly viral

Simply 17 funny takes on the coronavirus to balance out the news

A Tory ‘commentator’ used coronavirus stockpiling to make a political point and it’s this week’s dumbest tweet

Favourite 4 replies to ‘Mr Plenty’ who’s tackling coronavirus head on

Match of the Day has been replaced with Mrs Brown’s Boys – the only 6 reactions you need

Shakespeare wrote King Lear during quarantine – but people aren’t intimidated

The internet is gripped by Pornhub’s gift of its premium service to Italy – our 13 favourite comments

A Tory columnist hailed the bow and the curtsy as an upside of coronavirus – 12 churlish rebuttals

If dogs read magazines…