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Nigel Farage discussed the coronavirus on Newsnight and it went down like a bad cough in a lift

Simply 4 killer takedowns after OJ Simpson shared his coronavirus fears on Twitter

This shop’s message to its valued customers perfectly captures where coronavirus panic buying is right now

Simply 17 coronavirus tweets to take your mind off your diminishing supplies of loo roll for a moment

People are making up bizarre Les Dennis stories after he took on a troll and it’s utterly gloriously

Scientists say masturbation can help people fight the coronavirus – 7 handy responses

This incident with a school tunnel is a lot of cautionary tales in one

Donald Trump claims to be a natural virologist – 8 sick burns

Don’t get bogged down by the great toilet roll shortage – just read these 19 funny takes

14 fantastic tweets to mark International Women’s Day

Simply 23 funny jokes by 23 very funny women for International Women’s Day

Simply 17 coronavirus jokes to help take the edge off (a little bit)

15 nice things that made us feel good inside this week

People are remembering how they used to rescue bricks from swimming pools and some non-Brits are very confused indeed

They’ve been nicking hand sanitiser at the Sun and everyone made the same joke