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25 of the funniest things we’ve seen on Twitter this week

Donald Trump said people can go to work with the coronavirus – 7 sick burns

There’s something a little off with this equality drive in Hungary’s British Embassy

Handwashing with Lady Macbeth is the way forward in the fight against the coronavirus

People have questions about these deaths from 1721 – so many questions

Funerals may be streamed online if there’s a pandemic – 11 sneaky digs at the policy

People have been sharing what they used to drink instead of water after Caitlin Moran said this

This is a very timely read for anyone tempted to go stockpiling because of coronavirus

Matt Le Tissier said people were worrying too much about coronavirus – only 4 responses you need

Our 16 favourite World Book Day jokes to take your minds off hand washing

If Mr. Men characters were Twitter users

People are describing their roles via “greatest hits” – 28 absolute bangers

An old picture from Stonehenge is creeping people out – 9 nightmare scenarios

Gary Lineker had the perfect response to this joke about Roger Bannister

Our 5 favourite takes on the Chancellor’s not at all cringeworthy handwashing photo