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21 favourite things people said about Boris Johnson’s selfie on This Morning

There was something missing from tonight’s Question Time – only 5 responses you need

Amazon didn’t ask Gary Lineker to present its football and he had the perfect riposte

Keep your sense of humour intact with these 16 general election jokes

Hugh Grant just owned the haters who have been trolling him on Twitter and it’s perfect

5 savage takedowns of the Tory candidate who says he’s teased for his intellectualism

Our 11 favourite reactions to Jeremy Corbyn not watching the Queen’s Christmas speech

Donald Trump called Justin Trudeau ‘two-faced’ and cancelled a press conference in a huff – 9 favourite reactions

The only 5 reactions you need to Dominic Raab’s furious throbbing vein

Eva Victor’s hilarious sketch shows how a real person would react to being given a Peloton

Melania Trump’s Christmas decorations video works far too well as The Shining

The Tories shared Boris Johnson’s oven-ready deal – 12 one-star reviews

David Baddiel had the perfect one-line response to Katie Hopkins slagging off ‘lefties and their excuse for comedy’

Simply 9 funny things you could say both in Starbucks and during sex

Jay Rayner’s story of what he did with his mother Claire’s ashes is just the most amazing tale