Jacob Rees-Mogg shared a note from a Brexiter child and got ripped to bits
We don’t know whether the child who wrote this odd little Brexit-Tory fan letter is one of Jacob Rees-Mogg’s own children or some other similarly minded youngster, but we do know that posting it put JRM in line for a world of pisstaking. Here’s the note.
The caption Rees-Mogg added on Instagram was this:
“My sentiments exactly. What else would a boy draw when he finished his homework?”
Which makes us both suspect that the child is one of his own and wonder what kind of conversations he has with his many offspring to make them come out with stuff like this.
It could have been …
Child: Pater, may we have a bedtime story?
JRM: Certainly! Go and fetch Article 50 from my bureau and hand it to Nanny.
But it was probably …
JRM: Could one of you copy these three things out for me. I need a scrap to throw to the idiots on Instagram.
The sceptical Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards account shared a screengrab – and a challenge.
.@Jacob_Rees_Mogg explain yourself. pic.twitter.com/6C3G1XwgPR
— Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards (@_DHOTYA) October 10, 2019
People piled in with some creative mockery, including these:
This sounds like a case for… WAGatha Christie. https://t.co/jZUd0LJosE
— Si (@hwrth_) October 10, 2019
Rubbish 😂 and knowing him and the way he's probably raised his kids, they would write something way more formal "I do declare that one will love the Conservative Party for as long as I shall live"
— Mɾ Bʅυҽ Sƙყ (@MrBlueSky266) October 10, 2019
Weird that he still refers to himself as a boy.
— Steven (@Reachingbroom) October 10, 2019
It was… Jacob Rees Mogg's handwriting
— Europa League Champs 2020 (@TonyWilde99) October 10, 2019
You know it’s all falling apart when someone starts posting motivational quotes
— Dave Wood (@DaveWood__) October 10, 2019
Twitter user @spackybundy shared his NSFW homework doodle.
What I used to draw on my homework pic.twitter.com/H88GysiLA7
— Marc (@spackybundy) October 10, 2019
Triggering this apt response.
That what I draw on my voting forms
— jafc84 (@mongboy84) October 11, 2019
Someone named @RonnyBouch reinterpreted the “Brexit forever” line.
Realistic outlook on how long Brexit will take though
— Ron Boucher (@RonnyBouch) October 10, 2019
Maybe he’s got a mole in the DUP.
