Kim Woodburn was asked ‘how to get semen out of a sofa’ and her reply is 10/10

Chris Eubank on Celebrity Gogglebox is 18 seconds very well spent

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What genius asked a Brit to bring food to the Independence Day picnic?

This climactic Chernobyl scene with audio from the Simpsons’ nuclear contest episode is magnificent

This anti-vaxxer shared her son’s beautiful picture and wins self-own of the day

One woman’s sneaky hack for fobbing off persistent men with a fake number might be a lifesaver

Liz Truss backs Boris Johnson’s campaign for rare beefburgers – the only 5 replies you need

The 25 funniest tweets of the week

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‘Football manager hair on politicians’ is today’s best thread

Now this is how you stop someone interrupting your live TV two-way

James Acaster challenged Piers Morgan over his love of black music and appeared to strike a chord

Ann Widdecombe compared being in the EU to slavery and these 8 takedowns were brutal

This American congressman fell for this ‘Few Good Men’ prank and it’s rather joyous

It’s 7 years since San Diego accidentally set all their fireworks off at once and it’s epic

Only 5 takedowns you need of the woman who started her Little Mermaid petition like this

The only voice this Google Home virtual assistant will obey is brilliantly odd