Simply 25 very funny jokes we’ve seen this week

New Scientist asked its readers this and the replies might not have been what they expected

Brighton got its first Aldi and excited shopper Luke had a life lesson for us all

A bizarrely hilarious video of a dog walking like a human

This Thomas Cook rebrand suffers an unfortunate cock-up when you open the door

19 of the most bizarrely named restaurants on the planet

Trump being considered for the Nobel Peace Prize was too much to take – the 12 best reactions

GQ called Johnny Depp an ‘outlaw’ and some people really weren’t happy about it

Just 10 more things that look a bit like penises

A schoolgirl pulled a 1,500-year-old sword out of a lake in Sweden and these 11 responses get right to the point

11 glorious times ignorant internet trolls were destroyed with facts

This dog posed for a school photo and everyone’s hearts melted

Most extraordinary obituary you’ll read this week

Ghoulish old lady puts the frighteners on commuters

Somebody dissed ice-cream sprinkles and the replies were chilling

This forensic takedown of Donald Trump’s mockery of Christine Ford is just perfect

Steven Seagal was asked about sex assault allegations and it’s the most dramatic thing he’s done for years

This woman’s daughter has just written the greatest opening lines in literature