The 25 funniest tweets of the week
If this week has left you feeling like politics moves too quickly, spare a thought for Derek hatton, who must be feeling like he’s caught his coat in a revolving door. It wasn’t all political news – there’s a strong chance that breakdancing will be recognised as an Olympic sport, so that’s another thing to add to the list of stuff your mate Dave reckons he could have got a gold medal in if he’d trained a bit more.
Instead of practising your baby freeze, sit down for five minutes and enjoy these 25 funny tweets from the last week.
1.
Have you ever found yourself on the wrong end of an 80s band gone bad? Tell us now.https://t.co/uMgvpz1FXK
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) February 20, 2019
2.
https://twitter.com/laurenduca/status/1097340396387139584
3.
my son is really bad at drinking water pic.twitter.com/4YkrPeOP1s
— mads (@MaddieJoel) February 15, 2019
4.
When you DM a chick a random dick pic and she posts it on the timeline. pic.twitter.com/PNjetnmKtd
— Super NintendSnow (@SnowWhite_Lines) February 17, 2019
5.
Just fixed the track.
No need to thank me. pic.twitter.com/S0fwATtWNv— James Herring (@itsjamesherring) February 16, 2019
6.
Frank Lampard has tiny hands pic.twitter.com/s6MhJ5R81r
— James Tippett (@JamesTippett) February 16, 2019
7.
Hello @Selfridges, I was just on your website and I realised you do not sell fridges and I'm thinking maybe you should change your shop's name.
— Bec Hill (Be Chill) (@bechillcomedian) February 18, 2019
8.
I left school 30 years ago. Where the fuck are all these ox bow lakes then?
— Baby Jesus (@JCautomatic) February 17, 2019
9.
It speaks to Sophie Ellis-Bextor's character that her primary concern after discovering a murder on the dancefloor is that the mood is not also killed.
— bryce roney (@bryceroney) February 17, 2019
10.
Trailer for the new 'Dumbo' says 'From The Imagination Of Tim Burton'.
BURTON: Imagine if I remade that film, 'Dumbo'.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) February 19, 2019
11.
Twitter is wild because the dumbest people are like “Mayhaps you have slandered me with that ad hominem” and the smartest people are like “my dog is a chonky boi”
— Andrew Shvarts (@Shvartacus) February 16, 2019
12.
What an utterly terrifying combination of words pic.twitter.com/5YaAlQaFPh
— ChrisPianity (@ChrisPurchase) February 20, 2019
