Stormy Daniels compared Donald Trump to a Mario character and Nintendo joined in

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6 very satisfying Harrison Ford puns

This hilarious tale of dealing with a coworker’s one-upmanship is a long read – but worth it

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Vince Cable described Brexit as an erotic spasm and the jokes came thick and fast – the 16 funniest reactions

3 things we learned from Stormy Daniels’ book about Donald Trump

Giles Coren is fed up with ungrateful pedestrians at zebra crossings – these 6 exchanges are worth crossing the road for

Thandie Newton said this at the Emmys and the furious replies deserve an award all of their own

This theory about scientists is all very well but try doing it with Richard Dawkins

James O’Brien has summed up the state of Brexit and it’s as bad as you’d expect

This cat lets sleeping dogs lie – unless they fart

‘It may be a mistake to jump to conclusions’

This chart showing your chances of dying during different activities might stop you doing anything at all

Mum delivers an epic takedown to men ‘grandstanding’ about abortion rights

This CCTV of an 85 y/o great grandad foiling an armed robbery is quite something

People are losing their minds over this pepper epiphany except it’s not quite as simple as that

A woman paid £10 for this ‘deconstructed’ avocado breakfast and she wasn’t the only furious one