This guy got a very NSFW Amazon notification to his shared account
When Reddit user lmfaoftw123321 ordered a special NSFW something to spice things up for him and his girlfriend, there was one important step he should have taken. Because his parents didn’t have their own Amazon account, he had linked his account to their Amazon Echo Dot, enabling them to order items without fuss, so he should definitely have disabled notifications. This is what happened.
“I have been planning to surprise visit my girlfriend for a while recently and decided that I should buy some “items” off of amazon to spice things up in the bedroom.
Now this normally wouldn’t be a problem, except I have an Amazon Echo located in my parents house, along with one in my own house, but because my parents don’t have their own amazon account, both echos are under my account…
So when one gets a notification, so does the other one…
So my father texted me that, “Alexa is glowing” and trailed off. I didn’t think much of it until when I got home and my echo was blinking yellow. I asked Alexa for the notification, and she gave a very descriptive narration of the “sexy” item that had been delivered today…
And it dawned on me, that Alexa gave that same notification to my parents…
Needless to say, I have now disabled shipping notifications and will look into getting them their own amazon account.”
Like we are, Redditors were curious.
So he expanded on his account.
“Word for word, syllable for syllable as slow and enunciated as could be “Deksias Crotchless Bodystocking Open Cup Crotchless Bodysuit Sexy Lingerie Nightie” and “SVAKOM Powerful Vibrating Cock Ring Vibrator – Waterproof Rechargeable Penis Ring – SVAKOM Tyler Full Silicone Clitorial Vibrators Vibes Stimulators for Female – Sex Toy for Male or Couples, Black” – as she just said the entirety of the title of the product on amazon smh. And there you have my search history, don’t go too wild with it ;)”
There was another question.
“I hope not 😂 I think they are going down the path of pretending this never happened”
The NSFW post collected a lot of comments, some empathising with his plight.
It seems Amazon is a general source of much embarrassment, because one commenter had this to share.
Yeah, alright – leg surgery. We’ll believe you.
Source: Reddit