This replacement train driver’s explanation for the delay gets all the points

Help I Sexted My Boss got wind of a very funny urinal fart etiquette dilemma

See if you can get a grand slam on our Wimbledon bingo card

There’s a new ‘New Conservatives’ in town and they’ve got old Conservatives’ plans for immigration

This classic ‘unexpected plot twist’ is a proper hall of famer

The Mail’s Liz Jones met up with her ex after 15 years and it’s the most savagely awful thing you’ll read this week

Pete Buttigieg threw epic shade at Ron DeSantis and his campaign’s anti-LGBTQ video and people loved it

This bigoted mum had a question about her daughter’s tattoo and are you going to tell them or are we?

This next level attempt to ask someone on a date deserved so much better

This attempt to prank a gym shop didn’t go to plan and the owner’s A++ rant made it so much better

‘My dad trying to film birds’

Facepalms all round for the couple who ordered the $220 sushi and sent it back to be cooked

Elon Musk broke Twitter even more – and these 41 tweets perfectly capture the chaos

A Canadian comedian in the UK hilariously describes the eternal bap, barm, roll dilemma

30p Lee trying to feed cat food to a guest says all you need to know about GB News

The ‘Stephen McGann as Cats’ account is a quirky delight – 16 fluffy favourites

People have been sharing the things that mildly irritate them – 19 of the best/worst

This right-wing bigot’s Pride comment saw him murdered by words