Bad day? Could be worse, your boot could just have opened in the car wash

Ian Hislop tearing into the government for putting asylum seekers in hotels is magnificently done

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

A Daily Mail columnist was schooled over her police ‘uniform’ complaint and it just got better and better

There’s a new buzz around this classic Nextdoor post about suing a beekeeper for bee trespass

Ian Hislop got Robert Jenrick to denounce his own party and it was magnificent

The ‘imaginary kids’ prank didn’t play out like you’d expect

People love this corgi’s mid-fight comedy timeout for a drink

Aldi had one of the funniest reactions to the new M&S ’23 carrot gold chocolate egg’

This tale of petty revenge on a cheating ex is making everyone’s day better

This sexist rant about women who don’t have children was a proper jaw-dropper, even for Fox News

This Tinder chat was going nowhere fast and got just the payoff it deserved

This writer went the extra mile to turn down Laurence Fox and it’s beautifully done

British Gas owner Centrica just more than tripled its profits to £3.3bn – 13 hottest takes

Warning: spelling mistakes can be injurious to your health

It’s always a joy seeing ‘confidently incorrect’ people put right and these 27 are best in class

This takedown of FIFA after they tweeted their support for a gay footballer is the only response you need

97-year-old Dick Van Dyke wowed everyone with his Masked Singer appearance