Kwasi Kwarteng wants to remove the bankers’ bonuses cap – 16 votes of no confidence

These 15 medieval pictures were great but the funny captions made them even better

People’s minds are blown by this 1972 gibberish song that sounds like English

This rant about the Little Mermaid racism row doesn’t go where you think it’s going

No-one nails Center Parcs’ right royal fiasco better than Rosie Holt

Comeback of the day

This Meghan Markle helpline ‘for men with ridiculous opinions about her’ is just fabulously done

This woman outscammed a ‘romance scammer’ demanding £3,000 and it’s glorious

The ‘Anti-wokers’ Don’t Know What a Pronoun Is: Episode 247 – Lavern Spicer edition

This covid and monkey pox sceptic isn’t the genius he thinks he is

There’s a huge queue of people waiting to see the Queen lying-in-state – 17 tweets worth getting in line for

The founder of Patagonia has donated the multi-billion-dollar company to fight the climate crisis

This thread about the ‘triumphantly British’ queue to see the Queen lying-in-state is today’s best read

These 15 unfortunately recurring themes show modern life’s boring dystopia

Lauren Boebert thinks the Bible mentions ‘wonton killing’ and that’s dim and then sum – 12 tasty takedowns

A 70-year-old taxi driver’s stunning basketball shot was amazing – but his reaction was even better

You won’t read a funnier response to Center Parc’s bank holiday closure for the Queen’s funeral

This royalist told James O’Brien there should be ‘a ban on paper’ and it’s a most entertaining and exasperating 7 minutes