‘What’s the best answer to being called ugly?’ – 23 stunning smackdowns

This ‘concerned’ citizen’s fire engine complaint is this week’s most outrageously entitled thing

25 favourite funny tweets of the week

Nadine Dorries on Boris Johnson’s partygate fines is so David Brent it’s uncanny

Comeback of the day

The ‘Musical Instruments With Chaotic Auras’ account does what it says on the tin – 14 freaky favourites

This hilarious response to Amanda Holden’s viral TikTok is brilliantly done and far too relatable

17 funny and essential topical tweets from this week

People are really ripping into this bigot’s terrible reaction to a colourful school display

Twitter is trialling the much-requested edit button but tweeters aren’t keen – 17 favourite reactions

Boris Johnson told people to beat the cost of living crisis with a new kettle – 17 boiling hot takedowns

This woman’s takedown of her sister-in-law who always forgets her wallet had everyone cheering

Takedown of the day

One of the greatest exchanges ever to have happened on Facebook

If you watch only one funny cat video this week, make it this one

This ‘self-aware wolf’ was so close to getting it about student loans and yet so far

People are sharing their ‘go-to facts which always blow people’s minds’ – 27 jaw-droppers

Boris Johnson’s Cosplay Bucket List Tour – police edition