The Pope says it’s selfish to have pets instead of kids – 11 biblical takedowns

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An artist’s free giveaways weren’t enough for this person and their mounting fury is quite the read

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This pupil’s dinosaur project at a ‘rural Texas private school’ is a proper jaw dropper

Boris Johnson was lost for words and it’s like a 10-second summary of his entire premiership

Simply 15 times Dan Walker owned Piers Morgan into next week

The way this musician dealt with a scrounging influencer is a thing of beauty

This TikTok doctor had the best response to an anti-mask video

17 unimpressed reactions to the Downing Street briefing that could have been an email

23 hilariously dumb people to make your day better from ‘Terminally Stupid’ on Reddit

Majorie Taylor Greene’s just been banned by Twitter so enjoy these 9 times she was magnificently owned

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We’ve reached the ‘Does the PM’s new haircut mean he’s less chaotic?’ stage of journalism

Nigel Farage’s NY message was like finding a late present under the tree – only 5 responses you need

David Bowie’s uncanny internet predictions get a few ch-ch-changes courtesy of Michael Spicer

Simply 35 times James Blunt made everyone’s day better on Twitter

Edwina Currie named ‘two fingers to Brussels’ as a tangible benefit of Brexit