This thread about a discreet 999 call is a terrifying (but ultimately reassuring) read

The unexpected payoff to this rocket-propelled cat video is 10/10

Now this is what to do when someone keeps stealing your food at work

Trying to catch a woodpecker looks like an exercise in futility

The story of the Aussie lottery winner asked to buy another ticket for TV will never cease to amaze us

Free speech warrior Marjorie Taylor Greene has reported Jimmy Kimmel to the police for a joke about her

23 properly helpful life hacks that you might actually use (no, seriously)

This vasectomy gift basket touches on a bit of a sore point

This South Korean burger joint has a blunt – and NSFW – slogan

George Galloway threatens to sue Twitter as his account is labelled ‘Russia state-affiliated media’

How ordinary Russian TV viewers are shown the war is an important and terrifying thread

‘When you’ve been single too long’ is the best 6 seconds you’ll spend today

Comeback of the week

Kate Garraway’s face listening to Richard Madeley interview Scarlett Moffatt is today’s most relatable thing

The takedown of this ‘purebred cat’ adoption request is a proper hall of famer

This schoolboy maths fail prompted some hilarious damage control by the cameraman

A boss banned his staff from discussing ‘non-work topics’ – only 5 responses you need

Ryan Reynolds’ ‘Rejected Airline Safety Video’ gin advert is 42 seconds of high-flying humour