This shop’s not taking any nonsense from its customers and people loved it

Simply 9 of the funniest comebacks that went viral this week

‘The most legendary push-up ever’ had the whole internet cheering

25 funny tweets of the week

‘What is the best response to “you are ugly”?’ – 17 beautiful smackdowns

These employers’ so-called ‘red flags’ had people hollering into next week

Jimmy Kimmel’s takedown of Marjorie Taylor Greene after she reported his joke to police is 4 minutes well spent

Rishi Sunak’s family tax woes grow with the suggestion he and his wife recently had US green cards

The energy minister insisting a loan is a ‘discount’ on Question Time is unintentionally hilarious

This tiny sumo wrestler is cute – but what the huge sumo wrestler does is even cuter

An entitled potential customer got the response they deserved from a plain-speaking restaurant

People are sharing the eeriest things children have ever said to them – don’t read these 21 on your own

Ketanji Brown Jackson became the first Black woman on the US Supreme Court and Republican senators stormed out

James Cleverly said it was sexist to question Rishi Sunak’s wife’s tax – only 5 responses you need

This shopper had her schoolboy basket error pointed out and she was the very opposite of grateful

This thread about a discreet 999 call is a terrifying (but ultimately reassuring) read

The unexpected payoff to this rocket-propelled cat video is 10/10

Now this is what to do when someone keeps stealing your food at work