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Tim Burgess’s Piers Morgan takedown was the subtlest burn and all the better for it

This duck running a ‘marathon’ and getting a medal is just the content we needed today

How googly eyes ruined a first date has gone viral all over again

Only 5 responses you need to the Daily Mail’s ‘left-wing lawyers’ front page

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This Tory rap mash-up is Cassetteboy’s latest NSFW triumph

A restaurant owner had the best response to this wasteful customer’s terrible review

21 of the best – or worst – cursed images from @cursed.aesthetic

We regret to inform you that Nadine Dorries has been at it again – 11 reactions to her behaviour rules for PMs

This cat’s real-life Tom and Jerry move is a proper Looney Tunes moment

Susanna Reid just gave Boris Johnson a lesson in how he should have answered her ‘Elsie’ question