toast

The guy on this Manchester court’s automated voicemail went wildly viral because he really does go the extra mile (in the wrong direction)

Turns out we might have been eating toast wrong all along and it’s today’s favourite thread

Probably the most savage Maid of Honour roast you’ll hear this week – and it’s topical

Steven Toast rips into the modern BBC

Enjoy A Narcissistic Breakfast With The Selfie Toaster

Alarming product description of the week