People are cursing Boris with #CurseBorisJohnson: the only nine (funny) tweets you need to read
Following the post-Brexit collapse of pretty much everything people are trying to cheer themselves up by cursing Boris on Twitter – we’ve read the lot and here’s the absolutely BEST nine:
1.
May you be stuck in a smelly lift with sweaty Nigel Farage forever. With the only sustenance being Viagra & cocaine
— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) June 29, 2016
2.
May you expect a huge salary but be told "just kidding & we gave it to the NHS" #CurseBorisJohnson
— Jinnyminto (@jinnyminto) June 29, 2016
3.
https://twitter.com/RojNaylor/status/748055966109818881
4.
https://twitter.com/FAC69Unknown/status/748050116817395712
5.
May you sit in A and E waiting to be seen for 350 million years #CurseBorisJohnson
— Lily Bailey (@LilyBaileyUK) June 29, 2016
6.
https://twitter.com/Lynneth1000000/status/748075308339855361
7.
https://twitter.com/brucedon5/status/748069468732030976
8.
https://twitter.com/HPY/status/748073980574064640
And 9… We’re saving our favourite for last
https://twitter.com/WhyToVoteGreen/status/748058934888529920