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Claims company gets the witness of a crime to fill in a report

Poke Staff. Updated September 2nd, 2016

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Reddit user sirjammy witnessed a hit and run between an ASDA delivery van and another vehicle, so the claims company asked them to fill in a report, sketching out exactly what happened. It all looks tremendously exciting.

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