25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
It may be another work day, but at least we’re not being bombarded with wall-to-wall election news and terrible weather. Oh!
Never mind. Just take a few minutes to brighten your day with this list of the week’s funniest tweets.
1.
New outlook signature just dropped pic.twitter.com/I1cxKFNInO
— attorneydad (@attorneydad) June 9, 2024
2.
Went to buy 4 highlighters but 15 was cheaper so now I’m sitting here like I’m highlighter Monet or something pic.twitter.com/92aM2LcAZo
— Patrick Allies (@PatrickAllies) June 10, 2024
3.
I know it's a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?
— Phil Williams (@montaillacman) June 11, 2024
4.
The only AI I desperately need is the one that spell corrects my tweets just as I am hitting the send button.
— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) June 11, 2024
5.
Bit Chewie, but at least they use every part. pic.twitter.com/LXj4leIVdb
— Marshall Julius (@MarshallJulius) June 8, 2024
6.
I find it hard to relate to anyone who has never been momentarily startled by a tomato stalk, thinking it was some kind of deadly spider.
— Jason (@NickMotown) June 11, 2024
7.
St Bowen, Patron saint of unused speedboat owners pic.twitter.com/FSf9EYF3FE
— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) June 12, 2024
8.
Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful in your 30s
— Dr Marta Zboralska (@marta_zboralska) June 12, 2024
9.
Have you ever taken a nap so good you think you’ve missed the school bus but it’s Sunday and you’re 56
— LorazeKim ™ ☠️ (@_KimberleyAnna) June 12, 2024
10.
Congratulations to GB News, which is three years old! And like all three-year-olds, it talks nonsense, has fits of petulant rage, and shits itself on a regular basis.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) June 12, 2024
11.
look what they took from us pic.twitter.com/yQj65kIFbs
— gaut (@0xgaut) June 11, 2024
12.
it was all Plan Eyyyyyyy pic.twitter.com/bijHrIKvsZ
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) June 10, 2024