“30-50 feral hogs” is the justification for owning weapons nobody expected – 29 epic roasts
With the latest disgusting mass shootings bringing the number of such incidents in the US to 253 this year, there has been much talk of bringing in stricter gun laws, although none of it from people with the power to do anything about it. Singer Jason Isbell wasn’t impressed by the gun apologists’ comments he was seeing, so he posted this:
If you’re on here arguing the definition of “assault weapon” today you are part of the problem. You know what an assault weapon is, and you know you don’t need one.
— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) August 4, 2019
A lot of people reacted to Jason’s statement, but one stood out.
Legit question for rural Americans – How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
— William McNabb (@WillieMcNabb) August 4, 2019
Now, it looked a lot like Mr McNabb was kidding, to us and to Jason …
I don’t think William is serious guys
— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) August 4, 2019
He wasn’t kidding, but these people were, in what could be described as a hog roast.
1.
how do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) August 5, 2019
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Feral hogs threatening my children by country:
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🇺🇸 30-50— Daragh (@QDaragh) August 5, 2019
3.
I'm sorry Miss Jackson
I am feral
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I am 30-50 hogs in 3-5 minutes— Chris (@chrs00) August 5, 2019
4.
mathematically this implies the yard will contain 14,400 feral hogs in a day and over five million feral hogs by the end of the calendar year pic.twitter.com/3Z6XGPkiAO
— K. Thor Jensen (@kthorjensen) August 5, 2019
5.
And I will kill 30-50 feral hogs
And I will 30-50 more
Just to be that man who killed 30-50 feral hogs
And leaves them at your door— Dylan Matthews (@dylanmatt) August 5, 2019
6.
sorry boss can’t come in. 30-50 feral hogs came running into my yard again. yeah. about 3-5 mins. where my children play. yeah. see you tomorrow
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) August 5, 2019
7.
I am a:
⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 30-50 feral hogsSeeking:
⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 a yard with unsupervised small children to run in to within 3-5 minutes— AshPop (@BarbiturateCat) August 5, 2019
8.
30-50 #feralhogs when they see my 3-5 children playing in the yard pic.twitter.com/1BVlfI2LkC
— Matt Popyack (@SixQuarters_) August 6, 2019
9.
“Feral hogs, sir. 30-50 of ‘em.” pic.twitter.com/39cxXVq872
— Scott Innes (@Flying_Inside) August 5, 2019
10.
delightful property for sale featuring four good size bedrooms with built in wardrobes, a dine-in kitchen, family room, thirty to fifty feral hogs, finished basement, double garage, separate laundry room
— joe (@mutablejoe) August 5, 2019
11.
"Pretty big hog front moving in from the Great Lakes. Expect 30-50 feral hogs for your weekend" pic.twitter.com/fkh2Gnk4bY
— Jimmy Donofrio (@JimmyDonofrio) August 5, 2019
12.
“Hey grandma, it’s me. I’m afraid I’m not going to be able to make dinner. (Pause) Yes, it’s the 30-50 feral hogs.”
— ennuian karmel (@IanKarmel) August 5, 2019
13.
The 47 in AK-47 stands for the number of feral hogs it kills per minute this is canon now.
— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) August 5, 2019
14.
when you hear that 30-50 feral hogs have run into your yard pic.twitter.com/lckKqK0WFB
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) August 5, 2019
15.
*slaps yard* this bad boy can fit 30-50 feral hogs in it
— Jared Pechacek (@vandroidhelsing) August 5, 2019