Donald Trump just threw his toys out of the pram over the dire Strait(s) he finds himself in over Iran
Having started a war with Iran he can’t win, and having been infuriated by western countries refusing to join in (see first part of this sentence) Donald Trump is now furiously ejecting his toys from the pram.
So much so that he’s basically going to leave the whole mess behind for someone else to clean up. Oh, and he might leave Nato having fundamentally misunderstood the purpose of Nato entirely on purpose.
BREAKING: Trump on Iran:
We have nothing to do with what happens in the Strait of Hormuz.
We will be leaving very soon. pic.twitter.com/tJusI77kv4
— Clash Report (@clashreport) March 31, 2026
And we mention it because this is pretty epoch making stuff, but mostly because it prompted no end of people to tell Trump exactly what they thought of that.
And these people surely said it best.
1.
Start a war with Iran. Hand over one of the world’s most critical chokepoints. Wreck the global economy. Then walk away and hope other countries clean up your mess. https://t.co/dEjdjjAlzO
— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) March 31, 2026
2.
Trump says the US is ‘leaving soon’ and has ‘nothing to do’ with the Strait. He started a war, lost it, closed the Strait, and now he’s pretending it was never his problem. This is what failure looks like pic.twitter.com/3vA5bFBa2M
— Ounka (@OunkaOnX) April 1, 2026
3.
— Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) March 31, 2026
4.
BREAKING : Trump exposed Trump
YESTERDAY — “I can open the Strait of Hormuz in 2 minutes”
TODAY — “We have nothing to do with what happens in the Hormuz. We will be leaving very soon.” 🤣
He is now making a clown of himself 😭 pic.twitter.com/IyuPFBdOBs
— Ankit Mayank (@mr_mayank) March 31, 2026
5.
Two weeks. Like his health care plan.
— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) March 31, 2026
6.
Before the war, the Strait was open to maritime traffic. Now the Iranians have transformed it into their personal toll road. No matter how you try to spin this, it is a humiliating defeat for Donald Trump. What a total loser.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) March 31, 2026