Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Do not adjust your sets! It’s not Friday – at least, not at the time of writing.

Our round-up of funny finds from Twitter is coming to you a day early because of the Good Friday bank holiday.

There’s the usual array of joke styles to enjoy, and as always, we ask you to show your favourites a bit of love with a follow or a retweet.

1.

If you’re still trying to decide on your plans for Easter weekend, ask yourself “What would Jesus do?” and definitely don’t do that.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) March 27, 2026

2.

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV https://t.co/dm5OYQqfYr

— Neo (@NeoWokio) April 1, 2026

3.

Thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and “giving me some time back.” Now I can finally pursue my passions

— Neet (@neet_sol) March 29, 2026

4.

Interviewer: "where do you see yourself in 5 years time?"
Me: "mate, you think If I could see the future i'd need to apply for this job?"

— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) March 30, 2026

5.

Microwaves be like: Here's your hot plate of cold spaghetti.

— Ᏽ (@OrevaZSN) March 31, 2026

6.

“Hamnet” director reveals her next project: “Macfeth.”

— Kip Conlon (@kipconlon) March 31, 2026

7.

Watched University Challenge with my dad last night for the first time in about 20 years.

Was pleased with myself for getting the maths questions right.

Then I remembered I am a professor of mathematics.

Took the shine off.

— Kit Yates (@Kit_Yates_Maths) March 31, 2026

8.

To finish a chapstick tube without losing it, melting it, or washing it in the laundry is a Herculean feat that should be celebrated like the birth of a baby

— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) March 31, 2026

9.

Wow they updated the sign quick pic.twitter.com/f0ksnJ3T0P

— Classical Studies Memes (@CSMFHT) March 29, 2026

10.

Me in my 20s sleeping at a friend’s house: “Don’t worry that you haven’t got a spare bed, I will sleep in my clothes on the kitchen floor or in the bath or folded into a cupboard or in the big bush outside your front door or in a bin”

Me in my 40s: “Thank you for the offer of a…

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 31, 2026

11.

at least we don’t have squirrels running all over us https://t.co/SwAeL3EZjj

— Emo Philips (@EmoPhilips) April 1, 2026

12.

Now after that KitKat heist has worked we found the perfect transport for the Toblerone heist pic.twitter.com/N18Ys1qhBu

— Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) April 1, 2026