Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
“and would u like to take a look at our dessert menu?” no that’s ok i’m just going to grab 40 to 60 mints from the hostess station on my way out 🙂
— chase (@_chase_____) March 30, 2026
14.
For sale: baby shoes. Never worn. They’re Heelys and it turns out the baby has no interest in early 2000s Millennial nostalgia.
— Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) March 29, 2026
15.
Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location
— black pepper cracker (@__angoose) March 31, 2026
16.
Me: The Easter Bunny isn't coming this year.
Daughter: WHAT?!? WHY NOT?!
Me: Because you're 25.— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) March 30, 2026
17.
I stayed in a hotel last week where the towels were so thick….
I could hardly close my suitcase.
— ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ (@iGreenGod) March 28, 2026
18.
This reads different if you were unaware there was a film called Heat https://t.co/w7xBu7FwGE
— Cynus (@cy1nus) March 31, 2026
19.
It’s SO annoying when you like a joke tweet and two days later you get a community note notification explaining that Donald Trump has not been caught having illicit relations with a womble
— Madelaine Hanson (@MadelaineLucyH) March 30, 2026
20.
"Just go to your local farmers market" girl this lady sold me a single piece of ginger for $10 Idk if this is the way forward
— Conjure Creature 🔮 (@ConjureCreature) March 31, 2026
21.
Oldest Kid: You love him more than me!
Me: That's not true, I love you both the most.
Oldest Kid: But you *like* him more.
Me: Don't be silly, I don't *like* either of you.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) March 31, 2026
22.
I say “I’m not a spring chicken anymore“ a lot, given the fact I’ve never actually been a spring chicken.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) March 30, 2026
23.
Some days I astound myself…
Others I look for my phone while holding it
— Mr.Carter (@dexteristwisted) March 31, 2026
24.
Left the house a little early to buy and wrap a gift on the way to a kid's birthday party, just like my ancestors before me.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) March 28, 2026
25.
If you're scrolling the Twitter & happen to see this tweet, just know that you don't have to read it, but if you are still reading please know that I'm never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you omg you're still reading this aren't you.
— Claire Behind The Hair (@urmumsausername) March 31, 2026
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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