Donald Trump called one of his friends a ‘fat slob’ and the entirety of the internet weighed in with the same reply – 15 calorific comebacks

A startling lack of awareness follows Donald Trump everywhere he goes, nowhere moreso than when the Preisdent is discussing other people’s physical appearance and health.

Trump hosted a maternal healthcare event in the Oval Office this week. The topic of physical fitness was top of mind.

That’s when the President decided to dust off a familiar story of his. He has repeatedly mentioned an anonymous “friend” of his who was struggling with his weight. The struggle led his friend to push to get prices down on GLP-1s and other similar weight loss drugs.

How bad was his friend in need of help? We’ll let Trump tell it.

Trump: “He’s a famous guy. He’s begging me not to release his name. He’s a very highly neurotic, very fat — sort of a fat slob I would call him.” pic.twitter.com/M8ZgmsC3if

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 11, 2026

The gross and uncomfortable giggling in the room doesn’t do the cringe justice.

Trump fat-shaming when the whole internet has seen his bulging ankles and discolored hands reeks of projection. Everyone can see it except the man himself, because he constantly surrounds himself with smiling sycophants.

As for how Twitter took his jokes? Not so kindly.

1.

I used to work with kids. I taught them to treat people with dignity. I can’t imagine the shame I would feel if they caught me snickering at the president calling someone a fat slob. But then, it seems healthy shame is in short supply these days. https://t.co/4pzpOql0YD

— Jennifer Erin Valent 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@JenniferEValent) May 11, 2026

2.

He’s talking about himself again.

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) May 11, 2026

3.

Donald Trump is calling someone a fat slob. https://t.co/0ibgE3iqSA

— S.V. Dáte (@svdate) May 11, 2026

4.

Obese Trump calling anyone else a fat slob is really rich. https://t.co/4ScmeXBCk0

— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) May 11, 2026

5.

It’s like Trump is completely unaware that he’s a sort of fat slob as well

— Rickjamesbrown (@Dickjamesbrown) May 11, 2026