Donald Trump is desperate to keep building data centres and it wasn’t what he said so much as how he said it
Donald Trump tried to complain about how green energy works and his stupidity blew everyone away
Donald Trump said the Commies had a dastardly plan for Mount Rushmore but it didn’t generate the (red) scare he was hoping for
Donald Trump said his much delayed and derided healthcare bill is finally here and the internet died laughing – 17 crushing comebacks
Donald Trump was asked what he will do about his claims China meddled in the 2020 election and his answer was the new dictionary definition of ‘spineless’
Pete Hegseth asked for more money for Trump’s Iran war – $1.5tn of it – and it backfired spectacularly – 17 terrific takedowns
Even his Fox News colleagues couldn’t pretend to enjoy Greg Gutfeld’s pitiful sexist joke about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and it was all he had
Trump’s border czar was asked about the most recent ICE killings and his answer had people hollering into next year
Donald Trump was asked why his ‘4 to 5 week’ war on Iran was still going strong and his answer was the perfect snapshot of how his White House works
This Fox News host asked how Iran can keep fighting back after Trump says he destroyed their military and the entirety of the internet replied as one
Donald Trump was asked about his renewed bombing of Iran and he didn’t just say the quiet part out loud, he bellowed it
Pete Hegseth’s defence of his shocking seaside flyby stunt was even dumber and more dangerous than the idea itself – 16 full throttle takedowns
Donald Trump said there was no such word as ‘affordability’ and no-one’s put the dick into dictionary quite like him – 17 especially eloquent takedowns
Pete Hegseth wants to test American soldiers to make sure they’ve got enough testosterone – 17 especially hairy-assed comebacks
Trump lapdog Mike Johnson said the Pentagon needed $350bn to fight Communism inside America and these 17 comebacks marched right in
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