This tale of woe prompted other people to share the times they really messed up
It began when someone called Rachel Hawkins shared this tale of woe on Twitter.
I just dropped a full huge jar of spaghetti sauce on the kitchen floor, and it SHATTERED when it hit the tile, and the mess was so big that for a second, I considered just…walking away. From my house, my family, my life. From the oregano-scented horror I'd unleashed.
— Rachel Hawkins/Erin Sterling (@LadyHawkins) June 27, 2018
No matter how well you clean it up, the future owners of your house are still going to find some splatter, somewhere, and they will REALLY hope it’s spaghetti sauce.
— Jay D. Gregory (@thatgregorydude) June 27, 2018
Been there. Six months later I was still finding pieces of broken glass. Then we moved. Coincidence? ♀️
— Tisiphone Nyx (@NovelDianne) June 27, 2018
And it turns out there’s nothing people like more than telling stories of when they had to clean up a really, really big mess.
Here are our 13 favourites.
1.
Once I pulled a pumpkin pie from the oven and it slipped through my mits and hit the floor. Napalm pie innards exploded everywhere, painting the kitchen, and I ran screaming, flinging my pants into the air and diving into a cold shower. My husband was… surprised.
— Ellen “ln” Clarke (@NelleBot) June 27, 2018
2.
Once Greyson threw up at least a gallon of barf all over the only carpeted room in the house after he ate a roadkill snake. I just stood there thinking, “I need an adult.”
— Cherie Priest (@cmpriest) June 27, 2018
Whoa. I gotta say, the journey from, ‘Aww, poor kid’ to ‘wait what please please let Greyson be a dog and not a human child’ was quite a trip.
— K. Cunningham (@bluntforcellama) June 27, 2018
::cackles:: (This is the gent in question.) pic.twitter.com/VXqd2c4l8H
— Cherie Priest (@cmpriest) June 27, 2018
3.
My cat once ate, and then immediately regurgitated virtually whole, a mouse, right in front of me on the mat. I decided to head upstairs tactically and act surprised when my husband got home and found it.
— Quiet Woman (@SmokeytheBandit) June 27, 2018
4.
I know that feeling from the time my cats knocked a bottle of wine off the counter.
— Dr Elizabeth K Switaj (@EKSwitaj) June 27, 2018
I always wonder what I’d do if I broke a full glass bottle of olive oil. How would you even begin to clear that up? Better to move country.
— Helen Grant (@helengrantsays) June 27, 2018
Oooo, that happened. I was out of town and had a housesitter who knocked the olive oil off the counter. That was in October. I’m still finding glass, and part of the kitchen floor still feels funny.
— owlice (@owlice) June 27, 2018
To her credit, she stayed and did not leave the cats to subsist on the oil.
Yes, I gave her a bonus.— owlice (@owlice) June 27, 2018
5.
The kid dropped a jar full once, and the entire contents shot out like a cannon onto the ceiling and ceiling fan.
There was some level of stain up there for … at least a year.
— Susan Bridges️ (@susanlbridges) June 27, 2018
6.
I was in a hippie grocery store once and knocked over a 64 ounce jar of beet juice from a top shelf. The whole place had to be evacuated.
— Greta (@BabbleSea) June 27, 2018