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This thread about a discreet 999 call is a terrifying (but ultimately reassuring) read

23 highly relatable Awfully British Dad Sayings

Irvine Welsh had the best response to Scottish Tories ripping off Trainspotting

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Simply 9 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks of the week

Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

21 funny, savage and just plain weird genuine quotes from grandmas

People are sharing excruciating tales of public embarrassment – 23 hilarious jaw-droppers

People reacted to a bizarre hypothetical Will Smith attack on Betty White with their own versions – 17 favourites

Matt Lucas had the best response to Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars

14 favourite floofs from the ‘cats being weird little guys’ Twitter account

Lauren Boebert took aim at allergies and vaccines and it blew up in her face

Naga Munchetty’s takedown of this troll was 10/10

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Rishi Sunak doesn’t own the car he was pictured filling up – 9 premium responses