Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
Isn’t it good to know that not everything is changing for the worse? Our round-up of funny tweets from the past week, for example, is as excellent as ever.
If you see something you like, why not share it?
1.
When you're insulting Alan but you've run out of insults. pic.twitter.com/rns5yZ2KzL
— cluedont (@cluedont) March 30, 2022
2.
You know, I don’t want to be a dick about it but technically, it’s Feetball.
— Ben Clark 💙 (@BenPappyClark) March 29, 2022
3.
"Do you want to be buried or cremated when you die?"
John Innes: Fuck that pic.twitter.com/9V80L5dyCS
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 30, 2022
4.
I apologize for the thoughts in my head pic.twitter.com/zkxsNUSuqN
— River_Tam (@RiverTamYDN) March 30, 2022
5.
Just spent $6 on a pen like some kind of oil baron.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) March 25, 2022
6.
Put a filter on my dog and it's not something I'll be doing again pic.twitter.com/wJwlxJmhZU
— Jon (@giftedrascal) March 29, 2022
7.
going to the gym to say ooooohhh big stretch at everyone like they’re a cat
— rachel (@seasonal_menu) March 23, 2022
8.
… do you have any other urologists I could talk to pic.twitter.com/d5D237KgGJ
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 28, 2022
9.
Last month I did the unthinkable and finally threw out that box of unloved cables that I've dragged with me through adulthood.
Today I realised that I needed one of them and have no idea how to find a replacement.
CONSIDER THIS A WARNING TO YOU ALL
— Lemuel Lyes (@LemuelLyes) March 28, 2022
10.
Being an adult is saying to yourself "once I get this week out of the way I'll be less stressed" FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
— Nathalie Antonia (@natsantonia) March 28, 2022
11.
how high do gas prices have to go until it's worth developing a car that runs on printer ink
— joe (@mutablejoe) March 31, 2022
12.
RIP Lady Macbeth you would have loved Tide to Go Pens
— Zach Raffio (@zachraffio) March 30, 2022
