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Donald Trump ‘wants 5G and even 6G as soon as possible’ and it prompted some very funny replies

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Piers Morgan criticised Little Mix for laughing at his Brits ‘fat shaming’ – the only 9 replies you need

An ex-UKIP MEP made a big announcement and got shot down in flames

Nigel Farage took a swipe at the Labour defectors and was totally owned by Tim Farron

People are sharing the weird things they used to eat and drink as kids – our 23 favourites

Burberry just apologised for a hoodie with a ‘noose’ on it – the only 9 replies you need

Julia Hartley-Brewer’s attempt to put down a reply backfired spectacularly

21 hilarious alternative words invented to cover up brain farts

Former Labour politician Derek Hatton has been welcomed back to the party – the only 11 reactions you need to read

Did you share any of these 23 weird irrational fears as a child?

Author Matt Haig’s Brexit – climate change comparison is spot on

Everyone’s face-palming into next week over an MP’s description of BAME people – 15 stunned reactions

Danny Baker can’t get his head round the Queen biopic and some people had a sheer heart attack