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You’ve been coming up with Political Beatles songs – here’s our fab 15

14 epic fails from the brilliant Poorly Aged Things Twitter account

Elon Musk told Twitter staff it was ‘hardcore’ or the highway and these are the only responses you need

Liz Cheney’s blistering takedown of Trump-backed election loser Kari Lake was simply magnificent

Comeback of the day

Elon Musk was fact checked by his own $44bn platform and people loved it

These hilarious new Magic Key titles definitely wouldn’t get past Ofsted

15 times ‘God Creating Animals’ made Twitter a happier place

9 of the funniest and most brutal takedowns of the week

Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

Susanna Hoffs spotted this unlikely looking invite on Twitter and made everyone’s day better