News p.100

This headline about a fire caused an awkward misunderstanding about Paul Newman – the 11 hottest takes

Donald Trump is acquitted for a second time with Republican backing – 15 damning verdicts

The UK’s quarantine hotel booking system crashed instantly – of course

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s been talking Weetabix, baked beans and ‘nanny’s homemade marmalade’ – only 4 responses you need

Brexiter Kate Hoey is unhappy with the effects of Brexit on Northern Ireland – 11 exploding irony meters

Trump’s impeachment defence team is so bad it’s like performance art – 16 stinging takedowns

The UK’s quarantine hotels plan is a shambles – 9 favourite takedowns

Simply 5 right royal reactions to the government’s plan to woo the Scots with Prince Edward

Michael Gove is under fire as the UK’s EU exports plummet – 11 unsurprised reactions

“A large boulder the size of a large boulder” is the follow-up we’ve been waiting for

This amber alert for Chucky the killer doll will have you facepalming into next week

Donald Trump’s furious letter quitting the Screen Actors Guild is unintentionally hilarious

Dido Harding claims nobody could have predicted Covid variants – 14 predictably brutal responses

Matt Hancock says his vaccine plan was inspired by ‘Contagion’ – 12 sick burns

Labour has been urged to embrace the Union Jack to restore flagging support – 11 favourite reactions