News p.112

Trump’s doctor had to hide veg in his mash – these 5 people made a meal of it

Toby Young’s new Free Speech Union got people speaking freely – our 7 favourite examples

Heathrow’s carbon footprint announcement was just plane crazy – our 7 favourite comments

The only 7 reactions you need to the size of Boris Johnson’s briefs

New immigration rules would have barred Priti Patel’s parents – 5 favourite reactions

A government adviser has resigned after a row about his views on women, race and eugenics

The 5 funniest reactions to Burger King reinventing the chip butty

This Daily Mail ‘coronavirus panic’ story was destroyed by its own reader comments and it’s a very satisfying read

Jeremy Corbyn just trolled Boris Johnson by asking if he’d deport himself and it’s brutal

Rory Stewart wants Londoners to put him up for the night – the 9 funniest comments

7 favourite reactions to Dominic Cummings’ ramble about a kids’ TV show

Boris Johnson’s latest bridge project might be going too far – 15 favourite takes

People were bristling at the idea of bells and flags for Prince Andrew’s birthday – 9 ringing takedowns

Donald Trump has been acquitted of the impeachment charges – the only 7 reactions you need

Katy Perry was made a British Asian Trust ambassador and there were questions – 9 bemused reactions