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This comic tried to order ‘jerk rice’ and it’s the last word on that Jamie Oliver nonsense

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These 11 characters from famous paintings fit right in at a music festival

This person’s comeback was out of this world and it’s a lesson for potty mouths everywhere

Turns out that people get FURIOUS when it comes to what you call the first and last slices of bread

This Trump exchange took a brilliantly bizarre (and totally morbid) twist

Probably the best Venn diagram you will ever see

Richard Dawkins is writing ‘atheism for children’ and here’s our favourite feedback from parents

Donald Trump said this about his ex-lawyer and these are our 14 favourite replies

When you ask for Sprite but they give you clown juice instead

This reporter running to file her Paul Manafort story went viral because it’s such a great image

This kid had a very clever way of beating his parents’ sugar sachet ban

There were some very satisfying replies to this guy’s ‘Africa Festival’ protest

The best thing about I’m A Celebrity … actually happens on the Australian version

This dog watching herself be a good girl is the most joyous thing you’ll see today

This must be the most inappropriate school poster you’ll ever come across