‘The Wetherspoons dress code is very strict’

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18 complaints about dining out that make perfect Smiths album titles

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Golden Globes viewers were shocked by Christian Bale’s accent – 15 five-star reviews

This brilliantly awkward blind date went viral because they had such different takes on how it went

A listing on a homewares website looks like it’s insulting public schoolboys

Jacob Rees-Mogg said it would be ‘disloyal’ to go to a vegan restaurant – the only 9 replies you need

Jameela Jamil has the perfect response to men who ask her for nude pics (but not everyone appreciated it)

Favourite 17 takedowns of the Trump-loving Pussycat Doll who said this about gender neutral loos

This guy binned his vegan sausage roll in protest and the takedowns were brutal

A utility company insisted on speaking to this woman’s dead dad – so she took him to their office so they could do exactly that

A lovesick woman wrote this romantic note on a plane’s sick bag and everyone wants to know how it ended

This advice for families of LGBT kids is a really heartwarming read

Just 25 of the funniest jokes from this week

18 hilarious reactions to Trump’s bald border guards

The twist in the tale of this suspected attempted murder is peak Australia

Nobody can work out what was going on with Jürgen Klopp’s goal celebration