Only 7 replies you need to this guy who doesn’t need a TV show to keep his home tidy
There’s no end of TV shows telling people how to keep their home clean and tidy, the latest of which appears to be this one on Netflix presented by Marie Kondo called simply Tidying Up.
In case you haven’t seen it, the seven-part series features lots of people, well, tidying up.
Anyway, this chap called Alex is having none of it. How much help does he need keeping his place tidy? This much.
And to be fair to the dude, he does indeed appear to have quite a tidy pad. What’s his secret?
Of course it is! Which prompted a bunch of interesting responses after it was shared by someone called Apollo on Twitter …
https://twitter.com/thisisapollo/status/1081632618834284547
… of which these are our 7 favourites.
1.
Hate wasting time cleaning when I could be tidying tbh
— Tom Filby (@tomfilby) January 5, 2019
2.
Some of us can’t afford cleaners, Fred
— (@thisisapollo) January 5, 2019
3.
Best bring in catering crew so I can focus on cooking.
— juat? (@jcMenendez) January 5, 2019
4.
Some of us are disabled Geoff
— (@thisisapollo) January 5, 2019
5.
I’d like a childminder so I can focus on looking after my kids.
— Lucy Alice (@lucitelu) January 6, 2019
6.
Can I hazard the guess that he’s single, lives alone, and has neither kids nor pets?
— Krista Tetrick (@kjbtetrick) January 5, 2019
7.
Uh would really appreciate a misstress so I could focus on my marriage
— juat? (@jcMenendez) January 6, 2019