The Telegraph’s getting hilariously unhinged about the election and these 7 headlines make for a fabulously funny read

This Taylor Swift fan confused ‘monarchy’ with ‘patriarchy’ and the payoff was just fabulous

This compilation video hilariously demonstrates that ‘orange cats’ are a breed apart

This bigoted Waitrose shopper got just the magnificent response she deserved and it’s straight off the top shelf

Mishal Husain making this Tory tie himself in excruciating knots over Labour’s Brexit policy is today’s unmissable interview

22 very funny and supremely handy alternate responses to “how are you?” when you’re not, in fact, good

Trump was wittering on about his ‘wounds’ being worse than any other President before him, and History entered the chat

A golf-themed comedy video from 2021 is back in the swing of things – and it has to be seen to be believed

15 favourite funny reactions to the Trump fan who thinks Joe Biden is ruining his love life

This warning of the feral youth threat on Waitrose may have achieved peak Telegraph – 23 luxury organic takedowns

“The service is good but the waiter seems in a bit of a hurry”

This ‘cool guide of commonly believed myths’ raised a lot more questions than it answered – but the comments were gold

‘What do people often claim “literally everyone” does, but it’s not true?’ 19 semi-convincing suggestions

The kid with the dancing eyebrows from the iconic Cadbury’s advert is on TikTok – and he’s still got it

People have been sharing the ‘dumbest things’ they ever splashed their cash on – 17 exquisite cases of instant buyer’s remorse

This writer’s A+ wordplay perfectly describes England’s dismal performance against Denmark (wait for the payoff!)

IT types have been sharing their wildest tales of people’s hilarious and infuriating tech fails – 13 stories definitely worth downloading

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