Not even Mr Bean could have made this Valentine’s gifts fail more slapstick than it is

18 reactions to the UFOs shot down over America that are simply out of this world

This FT reader’s comment about the struggles of getting by on £1m had people hollering into next week

13 supremely savage comebacks from which there was simply no return

Brian Cox had the best response to suggestions that aliens are invading

This 1-in-a-million shot is surely the most remarkable paper aeroplane trip you’ll ever take

Comeback of the day

Surely the most entertaining way of saying ‘No’ that you’ll read this week

A landlord in America had an interesting solution to their tenants’ mouse infestation

This demand for expensive wedding gifts got exactly the response it deserved

Nadine Dorries’ resignation announcement is even funnier with the Sooz Kempner treatment

James O’Brien saying sorry for calling 30p Lee ‘as thick as mince’ is the Apology of the Day

22 favourite jokes, memes and comments about this year’s Brit Awards

Taylor Swift’s Blank Space has been shittyfluted and – well, we’re sorry

17 quietly hilarious tweets from the Lousy Librarian account

This sloth was the unexpected item in the ziplining area

19 tropes that film and TV get wrong about the UK

Simply 9 of the funniest and most brutal takedowns of the week