Newspaper letter of the day

An obnoxious tourist kicked off over dogs in cafés and the internet dubbed them ‘the asshole’

What clichés about the UK do you hate hearing? – 17 recurring themes

The ‘Most Wuthering Heights Day Ever’ might be the best collective activity you can do in public

Boris Johnson’s reaction to Turkey’s President Erdoğan is the funniest jump scare you’ll see today

Nadine Dorries’ cringeworthy rugby fail had sports fans facepalming into next week

23 of the funniest exchanges from ‘Texts with Threatening Auras’ on Instagram

Lauren Boebert wants the US to become a theocracy – only 9 responses you need

Tinder exchange of the week

Jennifer Lopez’s return to her old home didn’t quite go to plan and it’s a fabulous watch

Bernie Ecclestone says he would take a bullet for Putin – 11 shots on target

The babysitter’s takedown of this outrageously entitled parent is simply magnificent

The replies to this maths problem will have you facepalming into next week

Angela Rayner’s epic takedown of Dominic Raab just gets better and better

Honest Trailers turned to the dark side with this brutal take on Obi-Wan Kenobi

People love this guy and his snack stopping the traffic for an abortion rights march

Prince Charles’ I will stop accepting suitcases of cash’ t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt

Angela Rayner had the best response to Dominic Raab’s PMQs wink and ‘opera’ jibe