9 favourite things people said about this plane’s extraordinary emergency landing

Comeback of the day

Ukraine’s Ministry of Defence treated this Steven Seagal news with the contempt it deserved

This Twitter thread about the life of sperm whales is a beautifully written and scary delight

A gun lobbyist’s oddly apt name saw him dubbed ‘Keith Arsewank’ on British and Irish Twitter – 14 best takedowns

Surprise, surprise – Phineas the cat’s Scouse accent has sent him wildly viral

Kathy Burke had the very best response to anti-vaxxers using Paul O’Grady’s death to spread their conspiracies

Michael Gove thought he had a Jay Rayner ‘gotcha’ moment and it blew up spectacularly in his face

Dominic Raab got Paul O’Grady’s name wrong and it went downhill from there – only 9 responses you need

This tale of Lily Savage’s response to a police raid is a fabulous and important read

A Welsh ‘flagshagger’ took aim at an entire city and it didn’t end well

Paul O’Grady as Lily Savage wine ‘tasting’ on This Morning is the best 93 seconds you’ll spend today

Tinder comeback of the day

Paul O’Grady’s blistering rant against Tory austerity has just gone viral again and it’s sadly as relevant as ever

Michael Spicer brought his satirical checks and balances to Rishi Sunak’s tax affairs

Someone asked their Twitter followers to create fan art of a ‘thing’ his cousin made and the responses were spellbinding

We can’t imagine how this ad for a Wrexham AFC vs Manchester United friendly could be any better

People think these King Charles lookalikes are making a right royal show of themselves – 17 funniest comments