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Nadine Dorries offered her ‘heartfelt thanks’ to the BBC in Ukraine and everyone said the same thing

This red panda encountering a stone is 14 seconds well spent

The hilarious twist at the end of this furious TV news exchange about Ukraine is TV gold

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