Our 25 favourite tweets of the week

What could go wrong mixing biscuit dough with a 3-year-old?

This unreal ‘Real Daily Briefing’ hilariously explains why the PM didn’t know he was at a party

The ‘women can’t do men’s work because their feet are smaller’ theory is a real toe-curler

23 funniest brain ticklers from ‘Science Humour’ on Facebook

This woman’s epic tale of when she did an accidental detox out shopping is a hilarious roller coaster of a ride

The dolefully dancing kiwifruits that welcomed Jacinda Ardern might be peak Japan

This ‘nice guy’s’ inability to take ‘goodbye’ for an answer will have you hollering into next week.

People are sharing their best insults without using swear words – 27 hilarious takedowns

18 takedowns of dumb Americans to make every other country feel better

Channel 4 News stumped Boris Johnson with a zinger of a question about Partygate

Stephen King’s microwaved salmon recipe got a proper roasting but this delicious takedown was the best

This Labour MP’s speech on Boris Johnson and undermining democracy was magnificently done

Adrian Chiles has a urinal in his home and the internet was bowled over – only 6 responses you need

Adam Kay had the best title for Matt Hancock’s pandemic memoirs

Pop duo Sparks gave an impromptu performance and a fan’s joyful reaction was all of us

Donald Trump ‘stormed out’ of Piers Morgan’s comeback TV interview – 9 reactions worth sticking around for

This religious take on cancel culture earned some biblical takedowns