When Tesco asked this guy to justify his “carrot complaint” they didn’t expect quite what they got next

Normal Bates. Updated July 7th, 2016

Meet Aaron, he says, “As some may know I am somewhat a carrot aficionado and it has to be said that these @Tesco batons are the WORST.”

Understandably Tesco wanted to get to the root of the problem so asked, ” Hi Aaron, I’m really sorry you don’t enjoy our carrots 🙁 Would you mind elaborating?”

“I thought I’d take a representative cross sample.”, replied Aaron:

Wow – what complaints – genuinely hilarious in the level of forensic detail he brings to moaning about each individual baton – here goes:

Curly

Half-eaten??

Hacked to bits

Siamese carrots

Yep! That one is GREEN

This one actually squelches – also has white mould

Infested

75% water

Mostly skin

Curly #2

Decent #2

Yellow

Not a baton

92% water

And with over 1,000 retweets later @milpol1 asks, “But did they reply?”

“Of course! They’re sending me money so I can go buy more and repeat the experiment.”

Source: https://twitter.com/Aarondswift/status/750018943142723584